Cynical MPs who piss-take our voters

New laws that further impoverish our sufferers

A Cabinet of ears with nothing between

These are a few of my favourite things

Ever more food banks to feed low paid workers

Concessions to Company high-paid tax shirkers

Houses affordable for those with some bling

These are a few of my favourite things

Leaving the EU with huge unpaid bills

It’s all jam tomorrow plus the ringing of tills

Trolling Claude Juncker cos’ I’m hard and right wing

These are a few of my favourite things

But if you doubt me

And say that I am mad

I inanely repeat that I’m stable and strong

And then I don’t feel quite so bad